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Beef Strog ‘n Off (Fancy Steak ‘n Shake) by Erik of Fancy Fast Food, with support from Bill Massey
Cold winter got you down? Warm up as the Russians do — with a little old-fashioned Beef Stroganoff — before attempting to make this fake, albeit fancy version of it.
Ingredients:
2 Grilled Portobello ‘n Mushroom Steakburgers
1 Classic Vanilla Milk Shake
1 side order of onion rings
1 side order of cottage cheese
organic dill weed (for garnish and a touch of irony)
First, remove all the mushrooms and onions from the steakburgers.  Since we have a side of onion rings, we might as well debread those and add those to the pile as well.  Take them all and start stir frying them up on a skillet.  Next, take the beef patties and chop them into smaller bite-sized pieces.  Add those to the skillet as well. Stroganoff is traditionally made with sour cream, but due to the lack of that one important ingredient, we are going to improvise.  It’s Steak ‘n Shake after all, and we’ve already added the steak to the skillet — so why not add the shake?  It sort of looks like sour cream, and if you didn’t already figure it out, this site is all about the looks, folks.  The melted ice cream is obviously not sour, which is why cottage cheese should be added to the mix as well.  Mush and smooth out the cottage cheese curds, and let the whole thing simmer on a low heat.To make the noodles, let’s start by converting the buns back into dough: break apart pieces of the bread and put them in a food processor.  Add a little shake or cottage cheese whey to give it a little liquid, and then blend.  You now have a wad of dough that you can knead, fold, roll, and run through a pasta maker with the fettuccine attachment.Put your freshly made pasta in the center of a fancy bowl, and then mix in your beef Strog ‘n Off concoction.  Garnish with ironic dill and serve — hopefully your stomach will be “strong enough.”  Chances are this dish will not exactly sit well with you on a cold winter day, which is why you could also just do another thing the Russians do, and get yourself a shot of vodka.  Na zdorovia!

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Recipe for the week of January 8, 2010:

Beef Strog ‘n Off (Fancy Steak ‘n Shake)
by Erik of Fancy Fast Food, with support from Bill Massey

Cold winter got you down? Warm up as the Russians do — with a little old-fashioned Beef Stroganoff — before attempting to make this fake, albeit fancy version of it.

Ingredients:

  • 2 Grilled Portobello ‘n Mushroom Steakburgers
  • 1 Classic Vanilla Milk Shake
  • 1 side order of onion rings
  • 1 side order of cottage cheese
  • organic dill weed (for garnish and a touch of irony)

First, remove all the mushrooms and onions from the steakburgers. Since we have a side of onion rings, we might as well debread those and add those to the pile as well. Take them all and start stir frying them up on a skillet. Next, take the beef patties and chop them into smaller bite-sized pieces. Add those to the skillet as well.

Stroganoff is traditionally made with sour cream, but due to the lack of that one important ingredient, we are going to improvise. It’s Steak ‘n Shake after all, and we’ve already added the steak to the skillet — so why not add the shake? It sort of looks like sour cream, and if you didn’t already figure it out, this site is all about the looks, folks. The melted ice cream is obviously not sour, which is why cottage cheese should be added to the mix as well. Mush and smooth out the cottage cheese curds, and let the whole thing simmer on a low heat.

To make the noodles, let’s start by converting the buns back into dough: break apart pieces of the bread and put them in a food processor. Add a little shake or cottage cheese whey to give it a little liquid, and then blend. You now have a wad of dough that you can knead, fold, roll, and run through a pasta maker with the fettuccine attachment.

Put your freshly made pasta in the center of a fancy bowl, and then mix in your beef Strog ‘n Off concoction. Garnish with ironic dill and serve — hopefully your stomach will be “strong enough.” Chances are this dish will not exactly sit well with you on a cold winter day, which is why you could also just do another thing the Russians do, and get yourself a shot of vodka. Na zdorovia!



If you are viewing this recipe in an aggregator (like tumblr’s Dashboard), or as a reblogged post, please check out the real website at FancyFastFood.com.

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